Life BEHIND THE BENCH is always filled with questions. Some I ask and some are asked of me. Some get answers and some just float off into the distance never to be asked again. A few years ago a friend forwarded me the writing below. It opens with a serious question followed by some light-hearted answers...ENJOY!
WHO IS JESUS ANYWAY?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesuswas a Native American:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
Whatever the case the evidence is undeniable that:
1. Jesus was God's visit to earth - coming as a baby,
2. Jesus taught us of God's deep love for us.
3. Jesus died on a cross as a sacrifice for my sin so I can live with Him forever.
-AUTHOR UNKNOWN-
FOR TODAY'S SPORTMOM E-votional titled EXEMPLARY EXISTENCE click on the tab above.
WHO IS JESUS ANYWAY?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesuswas a Native American:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
Whatever the case the evidence is undeniable that:
1. Jesus was God's visit to earth - coming as a baby,
2. Jesus taught us of God's deep love for us.
3. Jesus died on a cross as a sacrifice for my sin so I can live with Him forever.
-AUTHOR UNKNOWN-
FOR TODAY'S SPORTMOM E-votional titled EXEMPLARY EXISTENCE click on the tab above.
